GRANDMA LOVES TO DANCE

Grandma Loves to Dance

Cheddar Peppers

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My poor grandpa passed away
Just about this time last fall
I tried to contact grandma
But she won't return my call

She’s got herself a boyfriend
On the other side of town
And a few more on her Snapchat
Yeah my grandma gets around

Some grandma's like to bake
Other grandma's like to sew
But my granny goes to honky-tonks
‘Cause she likes to do the do-si-do

Yeah my granny likes to get drunk
And show off her tight pants
She parties 'til the break of dawn
Yeah my grandma, my grandma loves to dance

She doesn't go to church now
'Cause she stays out late all night
And everywhere my granny goes
She's always lookin' for a fight

She likes throwin' bottles
And she likes breakin' glass
Yeah my grandma rides a Harley
And can kick your grandma's ass

Some grandma's like to sew
Other grandma's like to bake
But my granny gets arrested
For swimmin' naked in the lake

Yeah my granny likes to get drunk
And show off her tight pants
She parties 'til the break of dawn
Yeah my grandma, my grandma loves to dance

No she won't make Sunday's service
'Cause she stayed out late all night
And anywhere my granny goes
There’s bound to be a fight

'Cause she likes throwin' bottles
And she likes breakin' glass
She’s out there on her Harley
Just a kickin’ grandma ass

Grandma's like to bake
Other grandma's like to sew
But my granny goes to honky-tonks
‘Cause she likes to do the do-si-do

Yeah my granny she gets drunk
And shows off her tight pants
She’s gonna party 'til the break of dawn
Yeah my grandma, my grandma loves to dance

Yeah my grandma, my grandma loves to dance

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